Jun 02
- Australians: damn australia you cold
- Australians: damn australia you hot
- Australians: damn australia you flooding
- Australians: damn australia you bushfires
- Everywhere else in the world: lets move to australia but im worried about the snakes/spiders/sharks/dropbears
- Australians: lol
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May 29
- me: i want a hot body
- me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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May 29
This guy was told by his Homeowners Association that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his front yard.
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May 25
I was, you know, being me. When suddenly I thought of this... how long does it take a giraffe to throw up .. →
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